June 2011
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Late Night Musings
Cat/Dog was the original Human Centipede. #HipsterSam
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I need a Muse for some paintings down the road.
Beautiful. Narcissistic. Female. Doesn’t use letters in place of words (ex. “u” instead of “you”)
If you do not fit into those requirements, I still love you (not u)—but this idea unfortunately demands such surface-level things.
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jplusp asked: omigod i fucking love you.
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Anonymous asked: I effin' Idolize you o.o
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Happy Father's Day, Dad!
My dad put Photoshop 7.0 in front of me when I was still in high school. When I asked him what I do with it he said “anything” and when I asked how I do it, he said “any way you want to”. When I asked what I can do with my life and how I go about doing so, his answers were the same. Parents: take note… that’s how it’s done. Happy Father’s Day, Dad!
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fraserbrown asked: Hey! I noticed that you seem to create a lot of your stuff in grey scale, then add the colour. Could you perhaps give a quick run through of your process of applying colour in photoshop? I prefer working grey scale myself, and would really like to gain an understand of adding colour. Cheers :)
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Ok I was going to do Me Gusta until I realized its nose was less of a pointy Michael Jackson sort of deal and more “penis-esque”. Not something either of us want to see made realistic. I will do one of the other two. Sorry “Me Gusta” fans!
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I have time to do one more Meme Face, which should...
Me Gusta http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/me-gusta
Forever Alone http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forever-alone
Y U No? http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/y-u-no-guy
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Going through these pages clicking “follow” a million times is absurd, is there some sort of secret button I can press to just follow all of you?
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rubybean asked: Are you ever jealous of the artistic ability of other people, or are you more likely to be inspired?
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mycondolences asked: Where do you work/provide a thorough description of your career, please?
Thanks, God bless!
Thanks, God bless!
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“I try drawing Lady Gaga every day, but whenever I look up—she’s...”
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mental-masturbati0n asked: i love your blog and i adore your style is everything on here done by you? and where do you take inspiration from?
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Do you have a drawing, painting, or doodle you...
Submit a link to your creation over on my facebook and I may paint it, Spratt-style
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That is a link to the submission thread.
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Due to scorching lava hot temperatures here in New York, I have instituted a strict “No Clothes While Painting” policy. The policy was temporarily founded under necessity due to extreme heat but after a mere 27 seconds in effect has become official doctrine and a mandatory requirement for employees of Sam Spratt Illustration as a result of sheer enjoyability.
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While I don’t have any issue with the new tumblr layout, it looks a bit slicker and all… has anyone found an actual benefit to it?
I’ve found a few things that take extra clicks but I have yet to find what it does better over the previous layout besides being a bit more sexy in the web design department. So, thoughts?
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Anonymous asked: why would the cookie monster be terrible at cunnilingus?
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The most enjoyable people to paint are the people you want to have sex with the least.
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Dear women of tumblr,
Stop using every ounce of facial muscle you have to make these contorted, fake, squeezed-lipped duck-faces. You’re perfectly beautiful just the way you are and are not fooling anyone into thinking you have big lips. If you don’t, simply own it. I assure you, the world does not want you to walk around looking like Zoolander after a mouthful of Sour Patch Kids.
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