How come I didn't win? I posted your shit like 83 times. Look on my wall, I thought that picture you made was awesome enough to totally spam my wall. I think I deserve a consolation prize for spreading the word of your shitty name.
A) My FREE print giveaway was completely random. A random dude with 1 entry on facebook won despite your 83 spams amongst 10+ thousand entries.
B) This is what your message sounds like:
“How come you don’t love me? You don’t know me, but I’ve sent you 83 text messages. Look at your phone, I thought you were awesome enough to post your picture all over town. I think I at least deserve a date for paying so much attention to you, you dirty whore badger.”