Photo of Sam Spratt by Photographer Joey L

Photo of me in my half-assed Van Gogh costume by my good friend Joey L from his Halloween in Brooklyn series (he shoots at a bajillion megapixels so you can see my bloodshot eye in all its ‘forgot-to-take-the-contacts-out’ glory). This is nothing though, the OTHER portraits in the series…. hot damn, they’re so excruciatingly awesome, you’ve gotta go check them out — they’re of REAL people — not synthetic losers like me.