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can i marry you? :(

Anonymous

If you look like Kat Dennings, hate mayonnaise, are obsessed with Jim Carrey, know what Wingardium Leviosa is, don’t smoke, are open to the idea of base-jumping, listen to Broken Social Scene and Kanye West, are accepting of all faiths, races, and sexualities, love Arrested Development, can beat me at Halo, know the differences between “your” and “you’re” as well as “there” and “their”, have aspirations to be the best at whatever it is that you do, and are substantially more intelligent than me… then absolutely—I will marry you. 

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  1. lilyhoratio said: SOMEONE’S PICKY.
  2. thissiteismine2 said: You are aiming very high to be wanting someone who looks like Kat Dennings ;) Good luck with that. (just so you know, I didn’t ask the question)
  3. astrangepsyche said: *than I
  4. tylerbrainerd said: meet me in NY, sam. I’m in like flint.
  5. nerdygirllove said: …I am so close.
  6. ilwarden said: Damn that’s a good list. I’m going to borrow it and use it as my future criteria. ;)
  7. tbrsfm said: Kat Dennings FTW

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